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Saturday 18 October 2014

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Friday 17 October 2014

Hindi Meanings


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Tuesday 14 October 2014

हिंदी फ़िल्मी गीत और बीमारियां


कुछ हिंदी फ़िल्मी गीत जो कुछ बीमारियों का वर्णन करते हैं:

गीत - जिया जले, जान जले, रात भर धुआं चले
बीमारी - बुखार

गीत - तड़प-तड़प के इस दिल से आह निकलती रही
बीमारी - हार्ट अटैक

गीत - सुहानी रात ढल चुकी है, न जाने तुम कब आओगे
बीमारी - कब्ज़

गीत - बीड़ी जलाई ले जिगर से पिया, जिगर म बड़ी आग है
बीमारी - एसिडिटी

गीत - तुझमे रब दिखता है, यारा मैं क्या करूँ
बीमारी - मोतियाबिंद

गीत - तुझे याद न मेरी आई किसी से अब क्या कहना
बीमारी - यादाश्त कमज़ोर

गीत - मन डोले मेरा तन डोले
बीमारी - चक्कर आना

गीत - टिप-टिप बरसा पानी, पानी ने आग लगाई
बीमारी - यूरिन इन्फेक्शन

गीत - जिया धड़क-धड़क जाये
बीमारी - उच्च रक्तचाप

गीत - हाय रे हाय नींद नहीं आये
बीमारी - अनिद्रा

गीत - बताना भी नहीं आता, छुपाना भी नहीं आता
बीमारी - बवासीर

और अंत में

गीत - लगी आज सावन की फिर वो झड़ी है
बीमारी - दस्त

Source: http://www.santabanta.com/jokes/1002498/Hindi/?parentid1=4

Friday 10 October 2014

Microsoft Wish to Remove Email Attachments

The process of attaching, opening, modifying, and resending documents via email is tedious and time-consuming, but Microsoft hopes to change that with new sharing and collaboration features for Outlook Web App (OWA) and OneDrive for Business. Instead of bothering with attachments, OWA users can now send collaborators a link to a file stored in OneDrive for Business. Because the linked file is stored in the cloud, it can be accessed simultaneously by multiple recipients. OWA's interface supports real-time co-authoring of linked and attached documents, so several collaborators can simultaneously work on a single document. This summer, Microsoft added a new side-by-side view to OWA to help streamline the real-time collaboration process. 



The view lets users open linked or attached documents alongside email, allowing them to both modify a received document and reply with an email message from within a single interface. The new OWA features, which launched Wednesday, allow users to insert document links into emails even if the documents aren't yet stored in the cloud. 

A user who wants to share a locally stored file can still send it as a traditional attachment. But if the user instead chooses the "Share with OneDrive" option, OWA will automatically upload the file to the user's OneDrive for Business account and generate a sharable link to the location. When OWA is used to share a file stored in a OneDrive for Business account, recipients are given permission to view and edit the file by default. Senders can change permissions directly from the email message, however.

Thursday 9 October 2014

New Retro Look: Hero Launches Splendor Pro Classic and Passion Pro TR

Hero MotoCorp has officially launched its first 100cc motorcycle with café racer styling and 100cc on-road-off-road bike in India, Splendor Pro Classic and Passion Pro TR.


Hero Splendor Pro Classic is fitted with an air-cooled 4 Stroke Single Cylinder OHC engine to deliver max power of 6.15 kW (8.36 Ps) @ 8000 rpm and max torque of 0.82 Kg-m (8.05 N-M) @ 5000 rpm. Cafe racer styling comprises a classic single seat, vintage style cafe cowl, sporty handle bar, classic round headlight and tail light, and classic round speedometer. Front and rear fenders, winkers, suspension cover and round rear view mirrors are chrome fitted. Hero Splendor Pro Classic is available in two classic colour combinations, Solid Maroon and Carbon Black.

Splendor Pro Classic is being sold at a price of Rs. 48,650/- (ex-showroom Delhi), Rs 50,833/- (ex-showroom Mumbai), Rs 49,588/- (ex-showroom Chennai), Rs 49,472/- (ex-showroom Kolkata) and Rs 49,438/- (ex-showroom Bengaluru).


Passion Pro TR is fitted with an air-cooled, 4 Stroke Single Cylinder OHC engine that delivers maximum power of 7.7 bhp @ 7500 rpm and maximum torque 8 Nm @ 4500 rpm. Passion Pro TR has off-pavement ride capacity, new external features, sturdier handlebars with cross brace, high front fender with hugger, knee pad for better grip, headlight grill, hand guards for added protection, special tyre tread for better road grip, bash plate to shield engine, designer knuckle guard and fuel tank pads. It’s available in Electric Red, Sports Red & Black with Sports Red.

Passion Pro TR is being sold at Rs. 51,550/- (ex-showroom Delhi), Rs 54,039/- (ex-showroom Mumbai), Rs 53,018/- (ex-showroom Chennai), Rs 53,514/- (ex-showroom Kolkata) and Rs 53,143/- (ex-showroom Bengaluru).

Source: http://www.rushlane.com/hero-splendor-pro-classic-passion-pro-tr-12133203.html

Wednesday 8 October 2014

Nobel Prize in Chemistry - Microscopes to See into Living Cells and Molecules



One German and two American researchers won the Nobel Prize in chemistry Wednesday for discovering how to see into living cells and molecules with unprecedented clarity, overcoming a barrier that had limited the use of microscopes for centuries.

Working independently, the three scientists developed a set of imaging techniques that have transformed the fundamental study of disease and basic biology world-wide. So challenging was the work, however, that one of today’s newly minted Nobel laureates had quit academic research in frustration for almost a decade before his ideas finally triumphed.

In awarding the prize, the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences in Stockholm said German Stefan W. Hell and Americans Eric Betzig and William E. Moerner brought “optical microscopy into the nanodimension.” The three equally share the prize and its cash award of 8 million Swedish kroner, or about $1.1 million.


Dr. Hell is director of the Max Planck Institute for Biophysical Chemistry in Göttingen and also works at the German Cancer Research Center in Heidelberg. Dr. Betzig is group leader for the Janelia Farm Research Campus at Howard Hughes Medical Institute in Ashburn, Virginia, and Dr. Moerner is a chemistry professor at Stanford University in California.

News of the award caught Dr. Hell in Germany by surprise. “I couldn’t believe it,” he said. When he first proposed the idea underlying the new imaging technique, he encountered considerable skepticism, he recalled. “The scientific community wasn’t very receptive to the idea. It was kind of crazy,” he said.

Over the course of several decades, the three scientists each contributed to the development of a new technique called super-resolved fluorescence microscopy, which circumvents physical limits on the resolution of traditional optical microscopes. In essence, they perfected a way to watch the biochemistry of life at work inside a cell and the dance of a single molecule.

“This prize is about seeing,“ said chemist Sven Lidin, chairman of the Nobel Committee for Chemistry, which selected the candidates for the prize. “The work of the laureates has made it possible to study molecular processes in real time.”

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Monday 6 October 2014

रंग गोरा करने वाली क्रीम

दुकानदार से छोटा बच्चा – अंकल…! रंग गोरा करने वाली क्रीम है….।


दुकानदार – हां, है….।

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बच्चा – तो लगाते क्यों नहीं, मैं रोज आपको देखकर डर जाता हूं…।

Saturday 4 October 2014

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